You go to a hick school if...
--while walking to the parking lot you have to watch where you step because there are always dead animal parts
--30% of the student/teacher population drive a camouflage vehicle
--instead of fixing the roof, the custodians just put out buckets and trash cans in the class rooms every time a big rain comes
--when the buckets finally don't work any longer, to fix the ceilings the school board just installs another ceiling a couple of inches up underneath the existing one
--you have a teacher that wears a belt buckle bigger than their head
--your school has a rodeo club
--there is a gang of friendly dogs that follow you around in between classes
--a favorite past time in class is dipping skaol
--when the ceiling tiles fall out, you have instant skylights
--the auditorium is condemned *really*
--the office is the only building on campus with a heating and air conditioning system that works year around
--96% of your teachers vocabulary consists of the word y'all
--you get your yearbook 2 years after you order it
--half of the teachers' college major was PE(physical education)
--the custodians use tractors as their on campus transportation
--students are late to school because their 4-wheeler fall out of the back of their truck on the way there
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--on the seniors last day of school, they ride their 4-wheelers, motorcycles, and donkeys to school
--the town police escort them through town while riding these things
--for the senior prank, they put farm animals around the school
--you hear people talking about going "cow-tipping"
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The band room ceiling!!
If you look closely you can see the second ceiling!! This is how they "fix" the leaks! As you can see, it doesn't work and the rain just continues to pour through and make the room smell like urine!!
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